My Future, According to e-MASH

		I will marry a Red-headed Eskimo.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Hugh Laurie\'s Backyard in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 87 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Goldenrod Yellow Morphable.
		I will spend my days as a Crawfish catcher, and live happily ever after.

That was honestly the most fun I've had in ages. AGES.

In fact, I had so much fun I'm going to take it over again. And then again, for good measure. SO FUN! [Edit: This was time number two. This is positively addicting!]

Ahem.

So I'm still procrastinating terribly on just about everything I need to do. That's as a good a way to waste time as any, I figured.

"Yes, that's right...it's Mr. T at a Tea Party! Now, you're probably thinking that a big, tough, pimp-daddy * like Mr. T wouldn't be caught dead at a frilly pink tea party. Well you're dead WRONG, fool! The Big T likes his enemies dead, his wimmens hot, and his tea even hotter!

Now pass me some more of that * brew and a crumpet, PUNK!

Shut yo' mouth."

--holymackeral